Collection: Cotton Tote Bags

Because your groceries deserve a transcendent experience too. Our cotton tote bags carry more than produce — they carry philosophy, righteous defiance, and just the right amount of confidence.

Designed for cosmic errands and existential wandering, these clever tote bags are strong enough for bulk chia seeds yet enlightened enough for bookstore detours. They also make the excellent gifts for vegans, cheeky mystics, and market-haunters alike.

Introvert on a quest outside your comfort zone? Grab Too Many Sheeple. Prefer something to lighten your load and your mood? High Vibes, Low Stress is your perfect companion for cruising through life with more ease.

Durable, eco-conscious, and deeply judgmental of plastic, they’ll carry your stuff (and your vibe) with unapologetic flair.