Mortified Skull Art Cotton Bag

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Ever dreamed of lugging both your latest existential crisis and your latest book binge in one brooding, cotton bag as a statement piece? Now you can. 🛍️😏

Whether you’re stockpiling metaphysical supplies or shopping for funny but useful gifts, our eco tote bags make the ideal everyday paradox. And yes, you will get glances from those who appreciate gothic elegance.

Envision this: you're drifting through a crowded café or local market, and the mortified skull on your tote does all the talking. You don’t breathe a word, but your bag communicates volumes about your stance on the unravelling of society.

Our organic cotton tote bags with the Mort-ified design are the perfect companion on your commute as you mentally prepare to open that one email on just another manic Monday.

You’re not here to blend in with beige consciousness with your love for classic literature, scholarly pursuits, and a generally mysterious, intellectual atmosphere.

It acknowledges your need to schlepp items and academic attire that represent your passion for learning to classical settings like libraries, old universities, and dark interiors of gothic architecture, from one place to another.

🛍️ Made with Intention

• 100% Certified organic cotton bag
• Spacious interior with one main compartment
• Cotton web handles with reinforced stitching
• Medium heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² 305 g/m²)
• Econscious tear-away label
• Sourced from Pakistan. Printed in the USA.

🌎 Eco-conscious Choice

These organic cotton eco tote bags pledge no pesticides, no herbicides, no chemical fertilizers and no bad juju. The ring-spun cotton gives it a strong, durable feel. The “Natural” color features unprocessed cotton, giving it earthy vibes with tiny black flecks.

Everyday magick: The fabric is medium-heavy and the comfy webbed cotton handles feature reinforced stitching. Sturdy enough for farmer’s markets and book hauls, yet gentle on your hands.

It won’t bail halfway while carrying your metaphysical supplies (or just your reusable water bottle and journal).

Our organic cotton eco tote bags help you maintain your romanticized intellectual image, whether you’re between lectures or hunting for vintage clothing.

✨ Funny but useful gifts for:

·       Yogis and hippies who are spiritually aware yet don’t hesitate to side-eye BS

·       Anyone enthralled by the aesthetic, lifestyle, and enduring allure of dark academia

·       That friend who insists the skull represents human consciousness, not Halloween

·       Those who’ve made peace with the physical experience without losing their grip on human reality

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