My Spirit Animal Is A Rabbit Hole Cotton Bag

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Ever been halfway through the grocery aisle and suddenly wondered if microwave popcorn is infringing on your right to privacy? Yeah, this cotton bag gets it.

Whether you’re stockpiling metaphysical supplies, or shopping for eco tote bags, this one is the perfect sidekick for those who think deeply and carry a lot — while listening to strange, dark and mysterious podcasts.

These eco tote bags make an ideal companion for anyone who’s ever followed one innocent question down a 3-hour web search spiral.

Picture this: you’re sitting at a conspiracy-themed open mic night, where someone just rhymed ‘moon landing’ with ‘mind branding,’ and honestly? It kinda tracks. This cotton bag lets everyone know you're not just here for the energy vortex, you’re here for the truth.

From those kinds of meetings where everyone turns off their phones and remove the sim card, to paranormal crossroads, this cotton bag keeps your essentials (and non-flouride toothpaste) secure.

Perfect for gifting your bestie who's one theory away from “what actually happened” — or simply for treating yourself because your brain doesn’t come with a shut-off switch.

It acknowledges your need to carry physical things around… inconspicuously, while being surveilled.

🛍️ Made with Intention

• 100% Certified organic bag
• Spacious interior with one main compartment
• Cotton web handles with reinforced stitching
• Medium heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² 305 g/m²)
• Econscious tear-away label
• Sourced from Pakistan. Printed in the USA.

🌎 Eco-conscious Choice

These organic cotton eco tote bags pledge no pesticides, no herbicides, no chemical fertilizers and no bad juju. The ring-spun cotton gives it a strong, durable feel. The “Natural” color features unprocessed cotton, giving it earthy vibes with tiny black flecks.

Everyday magick: The fabric is medium-heavy and the comfy webbed cotton handles feature reinforced stitching. Sturdy enough for farmer’s markets and book hauls, yet gentle on your hands.

A cotton bag won’t bail halfway while carrying your metaphysical supplies (or just your reusable water bottle and journal).

This tote makes the perfect conversation starter at your next cover story “book club,” “camping trip,” or dive-bar quiz night.

✨ Funny but useful gifts for:

·       That one cousin who trusts no one, except anonymous Reddit users

·       Your co-worker who keeps talking about the YouTube guy with “the eyes”

·       Those who claim national parks are epicenters for bizarre phenomena

·       The friend who listens to one particularly mind-blowing podcast episode then researches it for months

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