Too Many Sheeple Outside Cotton Bag

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

There’s nothing quite like a cotton bag that supports your people-avoidant lifestyle. 🛍️😌

These eco tote bags make funny but useful gifts for introverts, empaths, and highly sensitive people who experience crowd overwhelm while collecting their metaphysical supplies.

Picture yourself breezing through the crowd, headphones in, tote on shoulder, avoiding small talk. Or maybe you're gifting it to your INTP bestie.

Wherever this cotton bag goes, it indicates fondness for solitary activities, contemplation, and analysis over staff functions, get-togethers, and other social occasions.

If you skedaddle at the mere mention of networking events, and procrastinate on invitations until well after the RSVP deadline, these totes are made for you. They acknowledge your need to carry physical things in a lifetime of co-existence, even though you prefer to keep your distance.

🛍️ Made with Intention

•100% Certified organic cotton bag
• Spacious interior with one main compartment
• Cotton web handles with reinforced stitching
• Medium heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² 305 g/m²)
• Econscious tear-away label
• Sourced from Pakistan. Printed in the USA.

🌎 Eco-conscious Choice

These organic cotton eco tote bags pledge no pesticides, no herbicides, no chemical fertilizers and no bad juju. The ring-spun cotton gives it a strong, durable feel. The “Natural” color features unprocessed cotton, giving it earthy vibes with tiny black flecks.

Everyday magick: The fabric is medium-heavy and the comfy webbed cotton handles feature reinforced stitching. Sturdy enough for farmer’s markets and book hauls, yet gentle on your hands.

A cotton bag won’t bail halfway while carrying your metaphysical supplies (or just your reusable water bottle and journal).

This tote is the ultimate companion for those who would rather observe and reflect rather than actively participate. You can also use it to shield your chakras from energy vampires and as a buffer zone when someone encroaches on your personal space.

✨ Funny but useful gifts for:

·       Your Zen friend who prioritizes their inner world

·       The spiritual seeker who avoids group meditations

·       Anyone who refers to crowds as “energetic entanglements”

·       That one co-worker who wears noise-canceling headphones to the office potluck

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