In Case of Emergency Jar Candle

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Some people breathe through stress, you’re lighting a jar candle, and letting the monkeys file your grievances.🕯️😏

These long burning candles are your unapologetic permission slip to stir the energy — with fire, fragrance, and flair.

It’s a top-tier pick for mindfulness gifts that don’t whisper serenity but shout self-awareness… and maybe a little mischief.

Whether you're a chaos alchemist, peace seeker, or just someone who appreciates the aroma of spiritual sass, this candle is your go-to during emotional plot twists.

Imagine lighting it after a long day of navigating other people’s energy, a passive-aggressive email, or your ex’s latest tantrum.

You inhale, exhale, and deploy a few winged reinforcements. Who needs a guru when you’ve got a jar candle and an elite monkey squad on standby?

🔥 Crafted to Light the Way

• Made with eco-conscious, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax
• Burn time of up to 20 hours (4oz) and 50 hours (9oz)
• Reusable glass container in amber with a gold lid
• Available in 8 fragrances + unscented
• ASTM safety standards compliant
• Hand-poured in the USA

🌿 Eco-conscious Formulation

Each jar candle is hand-poured in the USA using natural, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax — a premium blend that burns better and longer than soy. Unlike your typical jar candle, this one is made to stand out (and stand up to existential dilemmas).

The coconut apricot blend is also biodegradable and renewable. Cotton wicks are lead and zinc-free so you can banish funky frequencies and elevate the vibe — with clean air and a clear conscience.

Long burning candles: This specialized wax blend fills the room with fragrance more effectively than soy, burning at a lower temperature for consistent, even burn. Translation: less waste, more ambiance.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts: Every candle includes a reusable glass container with a sleek gold lid, making it a stylish addition to your space. Choose from 8 delightful fragrances (scroll down for descriptions).

Whether it’s for a friend, yourself, or a fellow misfit, what says “I see your soul” like a candle that comes with metaphorical monkeys? Place it in your living room, creative space, or next to the bathtub for candlelit contemplation.

Light it for laughs, light it for liberation. Either way, you’re doing it intentionally.

✨ Perfect mindfulness gifts for:

• Deep-feeling water signs who occasionally fantasize about winged chaos
  
  
• For those who do not summon the storm — they become the tempest
  
  
• The mystic who refers to misadventures as “spiritual redirection”
  
  
• The holistic person who loves stirring the quantum field
  
  
• Your snarky friend’s birthday (or divorce celebration)

✿ Most Popular Candle Scents:

Beachwood: Smells like sea salt, orange peel, and moss — this scent is basically a meditative beach walk in candle form. For when your soul needs a high tide and low ego.

Cashmere Musk: Wrap yourself in the aromatic equivalent of a velvet robe for your aura. Elegant, warm, and quietly powerful — like enlightenment in loungewear, but with better lighting.

Cinnamon Chai: The scent of a centuries-old sacred ritual for mindfulness, connection, and well-being. Cinnamon, cardamom, black pepper, and citrus create a pause in life’s bustle.

Fraser Fir: The fragrance of sacred stillness. Crisp and woodsy with lemon peel and cypress for down-to-earth perspective while pretending you’re in a wise forest hermit’s cabin.

Lavender: Like a deep breath for your brain. Lavender clears the psychic clutter and invites your nervous system to relax. Uplifting, calming, and spiritually exfoliating.

Mango Coconut: Tropical escapism and island vibes — coconut milk with sweet pineapple, orange, mango, and a burst of peach are perfect for summoning your inner beach sage.

Unscented: Sometimes the vibe is silence. No scent, no story. Just pure presence and a subtle glow. A candle for minimalists, and anyone who doesn’t need fragrance to make a statement.

Vanilla Bean: Classic and timeless with a whisper of bourbon for sophistication. Vanilla Bean is the catalyst you didn’t know you needed for soul-soothing warmth and centering wisdom.

Blackberry Vanilla: Mixed berries, creamy vanilla, a touch of musk swirl together like a memory you can’t quite place but can’t let go of. Grounding, velvety, and just a little mysterious.

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