Smells Like Another Flaming Growth Opportunity Jar Candle

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Ever lit a jar candle and suddenly felt the universe passive-aggressively coaching your life choices? 🕯️😐

These long burning candles aren’t just a flicker of fragrance — they’re full-blown spiritual interventions in glass form. This one is designed for the brave soul who’s been through yet another unexpected detour on the scenic route to enlightenment.

With a label that reads, “Infused with course correction and light existential confusion,” this one’s for the moments when life throws you a curveball — and you light it anyway.

Picture it: you, mid-existential crisis (again), wrapped in a blanket of “what now?” as soft candlelight dances on the walls. This jar candle doesn’t just smell like transformation… it is transformation, lightly toasted.

Whether you’re reflecting, journaling, laughing-while-crying, or gifting someone their annual spiritual plot twist, this candle brings warmth, clarity, and just the right amount of sass to your self-discovery spiral.

It sets the tone for resilience with a wink. Light it when you’re ready to alchemize chaos into wisdom — or at least get your space smelling less like stress and more like acceptance.

Gift it to a fellow philosopher in flux or keep it for your own ongoing glow-up. Either way, you’ll be burning through the BS in style.

🔥 Crafted to Light the Way

• Made with eco-conscious, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax
• Burn time of up to 20 hours (4oz) and 50 hours (9oz)
• Reusable glass container in amber with a gold lid
• Available in 8 fragrances + unscented
• ASTM safety standards compliant
• Hand-poured in the USA

🌿 Eco-conscious Formulation

Each jar candle is hand-poured in the USA using natural, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax — a premium blend that burns better and longer than soy. Unlike your typical jar candle, this one is made to stand out (and stand up to existential dilemmas).

The coconut apricot blend is also biodegradable and renewable. Cotton wicks are lead and zinc-free so you can banish funky frequencies and elevate the vibe — with clean air and a clear conscience.

Long burning candles: This specialized wax blend fills the room with fragrance more effectively than soy, burning at a lower temperature for consistent, even burn. Translation: less waste, more ambiance.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts: Every candle includes a reusable glass container with a sleek gold lid, making it a stylish addition to your space. Choose from 8 delightful fragrances (scroll down for descriptions).

Place it in your living room, creative space, or next to the bathtub for candlelit contemplation.

✨ Perfect mindfulness gifts for:

• The deep thinker who says “everything happens for a reason” through gritted teeth

• That one person who’s constantly in a spiritual bootcamp (but laughs about it)

• Your friend who considers shadow work with Tarot a weekend hobby

• Anyone who’s ever asked, “Is this a sign... or just Tuesday?”

✿ Most Popular Candle Scents:

Beachwood: Smells like sea salt, orange peel, and moss — this scent is basically a meditative beach walk in candle form. For when your soul needs a high tide and low ego.

Cashmere Musk: Wrap yourself in the aromatic equivalent of a velvet robe for your aura. Elegant, warm, and quietly powerful — like enlightenment in loungewear, but with better lighting.

Cinnamon Chai: The scent of a centuries-old sacred ritual for mindfulness, connection, and well-being. Cinnamon, cardamom, black pepper, and citrus create a pause in the hustle of being human.

Fraser Fir: The fragrance of sacred stillness. Crisp and woodsy with lemon peel and cypress for down-to-earth perspective while pretending you’re in a wise forest hermit’s cabin.

Lavender: Like a deep breath for your brain. Lavender clears the psychic clutter and invites your nervous system to relax. Uplifting, calming, and spiritually exfoliating.

Mango Coconut: Tropical escapism and island vibes — coconut milk with sweet pineapple, orange, mango, and a burst of peach are perfect for summoning your inner beach sage.

Unscented: Sometimes the vibe is silence. No scent, no story. Just pure presence and a subtle glow. A candle for minimalists, and anyone who doesn’t need fragrance to make a statement.

Vanilla Bean: Classic and timeless with a whisper of bourbon for sophistication. Vanilla Bean is the catalyst you didn’t know you needed for soul-soothing warmth and centering wisdom.

Blackberry Vanilla: Mixed berries, creamy vanilla, and a touch of musk swirl together like a memory you can’t quite place but can’t let go of. Grounding, velvety, and just a little mysterious.

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