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Smells Like the Bowels of the Underworld Jar Candle

Smells Like the Bowels of the Underworld Jar Candle

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Ever wanted a jar candle that smells like a dark night of the soul… but in a good way? 🕯😌

These long burning candles are your invitation to embrace the inner descent — not into chaos, but clarity. Not just mindfulness gifts bold in name (though, yes, they are doing a lot).

It’s a cheeky wink at the spiritual truth we all secretly know; sometimes, you have to journey through the metaphorical underworld to find the light switch.

Light this jar candle during those moments when your shadow is louder than your higher self. Imagine yourself wrapped in its flickering glow, finally surrendering to the mystery instead of trying to out-vibe it.

Whether you’re journaling through your existential questions, soul-digging in the bathtub, or just trying to make peace with your least enlightened thoughts, this candle helps transform your space into a temple of self-acceptance and insight.

Gift it to someone who laughs at their own healing journey, or keep it as a personal reminder that even rock-bottom smells better with ambiance.

This jar candle is a conversation starter, a spiritual exhale, and a deeply witty way to hold space for your beautifully messy becoming.

🔥 Crafted to Light the Way

• Made with eco-conscious, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax
• Burn time of up to 20 hours (4oz) and 50 hours (9oz)
• Reusable glass container in amber with a gold lid
• Available in 8 fragrances + unscented
• ASTM safety standards compliant
• Hand-poured in the USA

🌿 Eco-conscious Formulation

Each of our jar candles are hand-poured in the USA using natural, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax — a premium blend that burns better and longer than soy. Unlike typical jar candles, this one is made to stand out (and stand up to existential dilemmas).

The coconut apricot blend is also biodegradable and renewable. Cotton wicks are lead and zinc-free so you can banish funky frequencies and elevate the vibe — with clean air and a clear conscience.

Long burning candles: This specialized wax blend fills the room with fragrance more effectively than soy, burning at a lower temperature for consistent, even burn. Translation: less waste, more ambiance.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts: Every candle includes a reusable glass container with a sleek gold lid, making it a stylish addition to your space. Choose from 8 delightful fragrances (scroll down for descriptions).

Place it in your living room, creative space, or next to the bathtub for candlelit contemplation.

Perfect mindfulness gifts for:

• The philosopher who isn’t afraid to get a little metaphorical grime on their hands

• That friend whose aura smells like incense and unresolved emotional depth

• Your shadow-work soulmate who finds humor in the heavy stuff

• Anyone who describes their spiritual awakening as “spicy”

 

Most Popular Candle Scents:

Beachwood: Smells like sea salt, orange peel, and moss — this scent is basically a meditative beach walk in candle form. For when your soul needs a high tide and low ego.

Cashmere Musk: Wrap yourself in the aromatic equivalent of a velvet robe for your aura. Elegant, warm, and quietly powerful — like enlightenment in loungewear, but with better lighting.

Cinnamon Chai: The scent of a centuries-old sacred ritual for mindfulness, connection, and well-being. Cinnamon, cardamom, black pepper, and citrus create a pause in the hustle of being human.

Fraser Fir: The fragrance of sacred stillness. Crisp and woodsy with lemon peel and cypress for down-to-earth perspective while pretending you’re in a wise forest hermit’s cabin.

Lavender: Like a deep breath for your brain. Lavender clears the psychic clutter and invites your nervous system to relax. Uplifting, calming, and spiritually exfoliating.

Mango Coconut: Tropical escapism and island vibes — coconut milk with sweet pineapple, orange, mango, and a burst of peach are perfect for summoning your inner beach sage.

Unscented: Sometimes the vibe is silence. No scent, no story. Just pure presence and a subtle glow. A candle for minimalists, and anyone who doesn’t need fragrance to make a statement.

Vanilla Bean: Classic and timeless with a whisper of bourbon for sophistication. Vanilla Bean is the catalyst you didn’t know you needed for soul-soothing warmth and centering wisdom.

Blackberry Vanilla: Mixed berries, creamy vanilla, and a touch of musk swirl together like a memory you can’t quite place but can’t let go of. Grounding, velvety, and just a little mysterious.

 

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  4oz 9oz
Diameter, in 2.30 2.80
Height, in 2.50 3.50

 

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