Deadlines to Divine Timing Sassy Mug

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Ever feel like your coffee brews faster than your breakthroughs? ☕️😌

This sassy mug is the holy trinity of quirky gifts, mindfulness tools, and cosmic perspective. A gentle jab to your past life as a productivity addict, now lovingly repurposed into a vessel for ritual beverages and slow sips.

Forget generic mugs and corporate slogans. This one’s for the soul who knows growth is non-linear, time is a spiral, and that maybe (just maybe) your intuition needed that second cup.

Picture yourself pausing with this sassy mug between tarot pulls and task lists. The dishwasher hums. A crow caws in the distance. The timeline is unclear, but the brew is strong.

Used by mystics in transition, project managers in soft retirement, and the spiritually punctual (give or take 30 minutes). Enlightenment may be optional. Refill, not so much.

☕ Designed with Duality in Mind

• Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• Multiple interior and handle colors to pick from
• Easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Glossy finish. Lead and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed on both sides

🎨 Style that Complements Your Aura

This sassy mug is printed on both sides so no matter which hand you favor, the message always finds its way back to you. A daily reminder that enlightenment doesn’t have to be so serious. Whether placed on your desk, kitchen counter, or best thinking chair, it adds a splash of intention to your space.

Ideal for former Type-A's now timing their lives by moon phases and intuitive nudges. A blend of metaphysical charm and grounded comfort — built for navigating the woo and the weekday alike.

Crafted with a glossy finish, it’s lead and BPA-free since serenity shouldn’t come with weird chemicals. Plus, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe because… before enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water.

✨ Perfect gift for:

• Your strategist-turned-shaman friend brewing alignment and Arabica
• Someone who pairs mindfulness tools with cinnamon oatmilk lattes
• A quirky gift-seeker shopping for a time-traveling realist
• The quietly wise coworker with chaotic calendars and calming mugs

FREE SHIPPING! Please allow 7–12 business days for delivery to ensure you receive a quality product. (Alaska and Hawaii: an additional 7–12 business days).

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