Molecules Stirred Not Shaken Sassy Mug

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Energy healing, now in beverage form. You recalibrate at the molecular level — one sip at a time. ☕️😏

Part of our collection of sassy mindfulness tools and zero-effort esoteric practices, this sassy mug is one of those quirky gifts that each drop of quantum insight touches the soul.

Now imagine this: it’s early. The outside world is still emerging from slumber. You reach for this cup, the warm swirl of your wake-up drink inside gently stirs… deliberate and soul-soothing. A declaration that you choose stillness, but with flavor.

This isn’t just drinkware. It’s a nod to those who’ve peered into the abyss and emerged with dry humor and a decent brew. This class of quirky gifts is for the kind of spiritual gangster who has transcended the external noise and distraction of life.

Whether you're exploring the mysteries of the universe or just trying to remember where you left your phone, this sassy mug holds space for you. Sometimes esoteric practices require 11oz or 15oz of perfectly prepared elixir.

☕ Designed with Duality in Mind

• Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• Multiple interior and handle colors to pick from
• Easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Glossy finish. Lead and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed on both sides

🎨 Style that Complements Your Aura

This sassy mug is printed on both sides so no matter which hand you favor, the message always finds its way back to you. A daily reminder that enlightenment doesn’t have to be so serious. Whether placed on your desk, kitchen counter, or best thinking chair, it adds a splash of intention to your space.

Pair a sassy mug with your favorite mindfulness tools like breathing, bantering with your higher self, or charging it with Reiki. These quirky gifts add depth to your daily routine my evoking your inner mystic.

Crafted with a glossy finish, it’s lead and BPA-free since serenity shouldn’t come with weird chemicals. Plus, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe because… before enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water.

✨ Perfect gift for:

• Anyone who practices esoteric rituals and loves a smarty-pants cup

• That alchemist-at-heart who treats their coffee or tea as sacred

• Rebel souls who like to stir more than just their hot drinks

• Friends who love quirky gifts with sassy spiritual flair

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