Not available in stores – exclusively online.
You'd rather be engaged in esoteric practices than stand in a checkout line because there's a lot of people out there and that can be overwhelming… especially group things where you're having to walk into a room and go, “hello.”
These quirky gifts aren't just cups, they’re mindfulness tools cleverly disguised as kitchenware. Whether you're mid-meditation or deep in an esoteric practice involving slippers and zero notifications, this sassy mug gets you. ☕️😌
Picture it: you’ve just lit incense, set your phone to flight mode, and brewed something sacred (or just highly caffeinated). As you wrap both hands around this warm sassy mug, you smile because you don’t have to go outside and pretend to care about weather talk.
An 11oz or 15oz sanctuary. It quietly affirms your refusal to be herded into surface-level interactions. One of those rare quirky gifts that’s actually useful and a conversation starter that ironically wards off conversations.
Because you know energetically we're all connected, and frankly that’s enough for you.
☕ Designed with Duality in Mind
• Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• Multiple interior and handle colors to pick from
• Easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Glossy finish. Lead and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed on both sides
🎨 Style that Complements Your Aura
This sassy mug is printed on both sides so no matter which hand you favor, the message always finds its way back to you.
A daily reminder that enlightenment doesn’t have to be so serious. Whether placed on your desk, kitchen counter, or best thinking chair, it adds a splash of intention to your space.
A sassy mug looks great in your sacred corner, right next to your crystals, Tarot deck, and unread book on quantum mysticism. These quirky gifts remind you that humor is high-frequency energy too.
With every sip, you reaffirm your commitment to stay weird, stay wise, and stay home. Mindfulness tools at their best.
Crafted with a glossy finish, it’s lead and BPA-free since serenity shouldn’t come with weird chemicals. Plus, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe because… before enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water.
✨ Perfect gift for:
• That spiritually aware introvert who’s ghosted more parties than exes
• The philosophy professor who wishes everyone had media literacy
• Homebodies and hermits with WiFi who appreciate quirky gifts
• Anyone whose idea of “outside” is their own backyard
FREE SHIPPING! Please allow 7–12 business days for delivery to ensure you receive a quality product. (Alaska and Hawaii: an additional 7–12 business days).
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11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.70 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.19 |
3.27 |
