Ineffable Definition Yoga Tee

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

This yoga tee says what you can’t. 👕😐 Designed for the spiritual gangster, poetic rebel, and mystical wanderer, it's more than just a tee — it’s one of those rare positive gifts that gets you on a soul level.

You’ve outgrown labels, timelines, and probably communicate more telepathically these days. This yoga tee features a cheeky faux dictionary entry that reads, “Too mystical to describe; too elusive to be messed with.”

Equal parts humorous and transcendent, it’s a vibe all on its own.

Whether you're meditating at sunrise, sipping ceremonial cacao, or laughing through the absurdity of existence with friends, this yoga tee lets the world know you operate on a different frequency.

Imagine slipping this on and feeling understood without saying a word — it’s your wearable reminder that weird is wonderful, and your weird is intentional.

Stitched to handle every cosmic download, spontaneous dance break, and deep existential convo, this meditation shirt runs true to size with a side-seamed cut that flatters all body types. Because “enigmatic” looks damn good on you.

🌀 Details Your Higher Self Will Approve Of:

• Runs true to size
• Comfortable, breathable, durable
• Side-seamed for a universally flattering fit
• Unisex sizes from S–3XL in different colors. Classic crew neck
• Made in the USA in accordance with eco-conscious standards
• Crafted under ethical working conditions in W.R.A.P. certified facilities

🌱 Made to Uplift, Inside & Out

This yoga tee is crafted from Airlume® combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft and breathable, it’s as easy on the planet as it is on your skin.

Ideal for grounded sages and galaxy-gazing dreamers, it’s more than just a shirt, it’s a conversation starter, a mirror to your inner world, and one of those rare positive gifts that actually feel personal. Whether you wear it solo or layer it under your favorite cardigan, you’re not just dressing — you’re expressing.

Our conscious clothing is manufactured under the world’s strictest environmental standards, so your karma stays clean while your style stays fresh.

✨ Best gifts for:

• Anyone who’s ever been described as “hard to define” (and loved it)
  
  
• Free-spirited friends who flow with divine timing everywhere
  
  
• A spiritual gangster who enjoys mystery and humor
  
  
• Philosophical types who appreciate a clever twist

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