Metaphysical Detour Yoga Tee

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Who needs directions when your soul keeps whispering, “this way... probably”? 👕😐

This yoga tee is a wink to every spiritual gangster who's done their shadow work and still lost their keys. Perfect for giving positive gifts with soul and style.

Let’s be real, the path to enlightenment isn’t a straight line — it’s a meander. This yoga tee gets it. Spiritual gangster by spirit, self-aware detourist by default? Welcome home.

If you’ve ever cringed at mass-produced positive gifts or yoga tees that scream “namaste” louder than your nervous system can handle, this one’s for you. Finally, conscious clothing that doesn’t spiritually gaslight you with platitudes.

Picture yourself in this lightweight, ultra-soft tee… sipping your favorite beverage, dodging unsolicited advice, and gracefully ignoring society’s need for direction. It’s your metaphysical permission slip to meander mindfully — whether you’re spiraling toward higher consciousness or just spiralling.

🌀 Details Your Higher Self Will Approve Of:

• Runs true to size
• Comfortable, breathable, durable
• Side-seamed for a universally flattering fit
• Unisex sizes from S–3XL in different colors. Classic crew neck
• Made in the USA in accordance with eco-conscious standards
• Crafted under ethical working conditions in W.R.A.P. certified facilities

🌱 Made to Uplift, Inside & Out

This yoga tee is crafted from Airlume® combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft and breathable, it’s as easy on the planet as it is on your skin.

Ideal for recovering Type-A’s now moonlighting as vision board shamans, this is perfect for sunrise flow sessions, spontaneous epiphanies, and plotting your next existential pivot by spiritual gangster types.

Our conscious clothing is manufactured under the world’s strictest environmental standards, so your karma stays clean while your style stays fresh.

✨ Perfect gift for:

• The intuitive overthinker who rebrands anxiety as “divine timing”

• Your friend who traded deadlines for dream journaling

• That mystical coworker who reads auras but forgets meetings

• A spiritual gangster who takes their journal with while hiking

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