Molecules Stirred, Not Shaken Yoga Tee
Molecules Stirred, Not Shaken Yoga Tee
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Ever tried explaining a spiritual awakening that felt less like a bolt of lightning and more like a rippling shimmer? This one’s for you. 👕😊
This yoga tee acknowledges the wise soul who’s been there, done that, and chosen the stillness over the storm. For the person seeking positive gifts rooted in wit and wisdom — this yoga tee is one to stir the soul.
With the elegantly cryptic phrase, “Molecules. Stirred, not shaken.” This design invites grace for the seeker who knows transformation doesn’t have to be dramatic to be divine.
Whether you’re soaking up a sunbeam, breathing through a big shift, or just consciously stepping into heart-based consciousness, this meditation shirt has your back (literally).
An emphatic chuckle for those in the know, from yoga mat to coffee run with effortless ease. It’s not about being perfect or fighting the status quo.
It communicates; I’m navigating this human experience consciously, with comfy cotton and divine grace.
When you’ve lived through the turbulence and emerged with clarity over chaos, preferring quiet power to loud declarations, crafted from breathable, soft fabric that withstands laundry days, this tee feels like a gentle hug in a safe space.
🌀 Details Your Higher Self Will Approve Of:
• Runs true to size
• Comfortable, breathable, durable
• Side-seamed for a universally flattering fit
• Unisex sizes from S-3XL in different colors. Classic crew neck
• Made in the USA in accordance with eco-conscious standards
• Crafted under ethical working conditions in W.R.A.P. certified facilities
🌱 Made to Uplift, Inside & Out
This yoga tee is crafted from Airlume® combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft and breathable, it’s as easy on the planet as it is on your skin.
Ideal for those shopping for positive gifts, expressing your inner spiritual gangster, or gifting someone awakening to their path, this tee radiates peace and poise.
Every time you pull this yoga tee on, it’s a quiet reminder: you don’t need your spirit guides to slap you upside the head to grow. A soul-stirring realization will do just fine.
Our conscious clothing is manufactured under the world’s strictest environmental standards, so your karma stays clean while your style stays fresh.
✨ Perfect gift for:
- Anyone in your orbit who embodies the spiritual gangster ethos — depth, humor, and heart
- The deep thinker who explores quantum physics for fun
- Someone who does Reiki or other esoteric practices
- You, sweet soul — because you’re magical
- A friend on a path of self-discovery
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S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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