Mortified Skull Shirt Yoga Tee

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Ever felt that if aliens are observing Earth like reality TV, wearing this would be your subtle way of asking them to change the channel? Yeah. Same. 👕😐

If you’re the kind of spiritual gangster who meditates through the madness and laughs at the illusion of normal, this yoga tee was made for you. It’s about making the statement: “I came to Earth, saw the chaos... and dressed accordingly.”

Featuring an amusing skull graphic and the slogan “Morti-fied,” it’s equal parts cosmic commentary and wearable side-eye.

Picture yourself in this yoga tee at the farmer’s market, café, or your next healing retreat, gathering subtle nods from fellow overthinkers. It redefines positive gifts for people who find optimism in brutal honesty — it’s a lightly veiled roast of the world as we know it.

It’s perfect for anyone who's ever questioned why we measure success in burnout, or who’s felt personally victimized by checking that little box to prove that you are a human.

With a touch of dark humor and a whole lot of awareness, it invites others to embrace the quiet rebellion, because if we’re going down, we’re going down in a soft cotton.

🌀 Details Your Higher Self Will Approve Of:

• Runs true to size
• Comfortable, breathable, durable
• Side-seamed for a universally flattering fit
• Unisex sizes from S–3XL in different colors. Classic crew neck
• Made in the USA in accordance with eco-conscious standards
• Crafted under ethical working conditions in W.R.A.P. certified facilities

🌱 Made to Uplift, Inside & Out

This yoga tee is crafted from Airlume® combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft and breathable, it’s as easy on the planet as it is on your skin.

Our conscious clothing is manufactured under the world’s strictest environmental standards, so your karma stays clean while your style stays fresh.

Ideal for the spiritual gangster who’s tired of pretending the status quo makes sense, or for the truth-teller in your life who laughs so they don’t cry. This yoga tee makes one of those rare positive gifts that actually speak to the soul — while throwing a little galactic shade at the surface-level.

✨ Best gifts for:

• Anyone who’s ever been called “too much” or “weirdly calm during chaos” (and loved it)

• Free-spirited friends who treat intuition like GPS and still show up on time

• That spiritual gangster who side-eyes society and sips ceremonial cacao

• Philosophical types who drop truth bombs mid-brunch

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