Too Many Sheeple Outside Yoga Tee

Not available in stores – exclusively online.

Too many people, not enough personal space? Stepped outside, felt the energy… went right back in? we completely relate.

If your idea of socializing is talking to your houseplants and higher self, this yoga tee was basically made for you. 👕😌

It’s the ultimate energy shield for spiritual introverts, INTPs, and anyone who's ever faked a phone call just to avoid small talk in the produce aisle.

It’s like your favorite excuse to stay in — but wearable. Picture yourself in this meditation shirt, curled up with a captivating book or binge-watching Forteana, dog snoring, with zero unsolicited opinions in sight.

Or maybe you do venture out and this shirt lets everyone know you just want to get it done and nope it out of there ASAP. Wherever you are, this yoga tee implies, “I’m not antisocial. I’m pro-solitude.”

Whether you’re dodging a herd of zombies at the grocery store or just asserting your introvert status on a low-pressure sip and snack Zoom, it helps you step into your spiritual gangster era: strong, sophisticated, and serene.

Gift it to your favorite hermit or declare your own energetic boundaries, this yoga tee is like a cosmic filter.

🌀 Details Your Higher Self Will Approve Of:

• Runs true to size
• Comfortable, breathable, durable
• Side-seamed for a universally flattering fit
• Unisex sizes from S-3XL in different colors. Classic crew neck
• Made in the USA in accordance with eco-conscious standards
• Crafted under ethical working conditions in W.R.A.P. certified facilities

🌱 Made to Uplift, Inside & Out

This yoga tee is crafted from Airlume® combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft and breathable, it’s as easy on the planet as it is on your skin.

Ideal for positive gifts that scream namast’ay home today… Or maybe you’re a spiritual gangster who prefers solitude over shindigs, this tee has your back (literally).

Our conscious clothing is manufactured under the world’s strictest environmental standards, so your karma stays clean while your style stays fresh.

✨ Perfect gift for:

·       That INFJ who sees into your soul but won’t attend your birthday party

·       Your friend who cancels plans with zero guilt and full moon intentions

·       A mystic homebody who schedules their “me time” like sacred ritual

·       Anyone who sees “group activity” and hears “empathic overwhelm”

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